mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

(Source: theblackrichardcurtis)

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dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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I’d rather be alone than alone in your arms.
Talia Young (via incoloure)
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beautifloyd:

i hate it when you just try to speak to someone to know them better, but they seem to be pushing you away so you think that being nice and friendly is the side of you that hurts you the most

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happiest:

whats with parents and comparing you with other peoples kids………

(Reblogged from jayjaythtguy)

wafflesworld:

What a wonderful day today! Mom felt bad that all the other torties got to enjoy spring so she took me to a place where it’s always spring. The greenhouse! I would like to say all these pansies made it out alive but that would be a lie.

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Who were you before they broke your heart
(via hourae)

(Source: she-does-it-well)

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Cut the poison out of your life. No matter what - or whom - it may be.
Jeigo (It’s Going To Hurt Before It Gets Better)

(Source: jeigo)

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1. Kiss boys whose mouths taste like plums and liquorice
take, but do not give
do not surrender to the urge to fall

2. Kiss girls who are silk beneath your hands
swell around them until you become water logged, heaving

3. Leave forest fires alone
do not look for smoke, when your body starts to burn
stay away from trees, get the hose

4. You are not an apology
do not treat yourself like one
your lips are perfect for kissing
your hips do not spell ‘sorry’

5. The roar of your voice is a lightning storm
This is why the sky excites you
Because you were born from it

6. They’ll tell you that you are ruined
Don’t listen, you are not an abandoned train station
you are poetry in motion

7. There will be leaves in your hair from climbing trees
and falling from them,
Sometimes it is good to hurtle

8. Loosen yourself into elastic
the next time someone touches you
remember: you are not an apology
you belong solely to yourself.

Azra.T “lessons” (via 5000letters)
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stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

(Reblogged from fumblingintoadulthood)