allbirdsmustdie:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

dead

(Reblogged from somewhateducated)

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

(Source: vinesnow)

(Reblogged from somewhateducated)

asiamack:

Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

(Source: ralndrops)

(Reblogged from somewhateducated)
maddie-in-a-box:


SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

MY GOD

maddie-in-a-box:

SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

MY GOD

(Source: goddamnpimpqueen)

(Reblogged from somewhateducated)

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(Reblogged from somewhateducated)

50shadesofsuckmydick:

I want a relationship where we take turns waking each other up to oral sex

(Reblogged from somewhateducated)

the-fault-in-our-reeds:

When that one person in your section that you just wanna beat with a music stand tries to correct you..

(Reblogged from somewhateducated)

when a sex scene goes on tv and your parents are in the room

tareqaaah:

And you don’t know whether you should be like

POKERFACE:

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OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:image

Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:image

Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:

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Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:image

Looking at everything but the screen:

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Acting as if nothing is wrong:

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…Or you’re simply like this:

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😂😂😂😂😂

(Source: tumblr.com)

(Reblogged from somewhateducated)

severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

(Reblogged from somewhateducated)

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

(Reblogged from return-ofthe-queen)
I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared.
(Reblogged from fake-mermaid)

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

(Reblogged from fake-mermaid)

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(Reblogged from fuckyeahtxtposts)
Growth is painful. Change is painful. But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.
Mandy Hale (via quotestuff)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

(Reblogged from quotestuff)

ymkef:

badgal2:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

Always reblog

Sick

(Reblogged from code-three)